An Obituary printed in
the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant !!
Today we mourn the
passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense ,
who has been with us
for many years. No one knows for sure
how old he was, since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come
in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird
gets the worm;
- Life isn't always
fair;
- And maybe it was my
fault.
Common Sense lived by
simple,
sound financial
policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
strategies (adults,
not children, are in charge).
His health
began to deteriorate
rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after
lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
his
condition.
Common Sense lost
ground when
parents attacked
teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to
do in disciplining
their unruly children.
It declined even
further when schools were required to get parental consent to
administer
sun lotion or an
aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a
student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the
will to
live as the churches
became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their
victims.
Common Sense took a
beating
when you couldn't
defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the
burglar could sue you
for assault.
Common Sense finally
gave up
the will to live,
after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
coffee was hot. She
spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a
huge
settlement.
Common Sense was
preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth
and Trust,
-by his wife,
Discretion,
-by his daughter,
Responsibility,
-and by his son,
Reason.
He is survived by his
5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My
Rights
- I Want It
Now
- Someone Else Is To
Blame
- I'm A
Victim
- Pay me for Doing
Nothing
Not many attended his
funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember
him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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