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Saturday, December 7, 2013

Back To The Future... Florida

I called to reactivate my mother's T.V. service, in Florida. " I need the social security number of the person  on record for this  account.  The person on record is deceased. My mother has been paying the account.  I am sorry what is the person of record's account, may I speak with him?
My father is DEAD, mother  wants to watch T.V., reactivate it NOW!

A pious man explains to his followers, it is evil to take lives and noble to save them.  Each day i pledge to save 100 lives.  I drop my net in the lake and scoop out 100 fishes.  I place the fishes on the bank, where they flop and twirl.  Don't be scared i tell the fish, I am saving you from drowning!.  Soon enough, the fishes grow calm and lie still.  Yet, sad to say, I am always too late.  The fishes expire.  And because it is evil to waste anything, I take the dead fishes to the market, and sell them for a good price.  With the money I receive, I buy more nets so i can save more fish.   
To my family and friends in Florida,  I love you.

1 comment:

  1. Love the fish story, which reminds me of what is happening to education these days, with the Common Core Learning Standards. I have both of my parents' social security numbers for those moments of insanity when such information is demanded despite a death certificate that proves that such information is irrelevant at this time. Emotionally draining, isn't this?