I read an article about Melissa Gorga, a player on " The Real Housewives Of New Jersey". She has been married for 8 years and is writing a marriage advice book. WOW! 8 whole years, with the same partner. I have been married for 40 years - Do I have a book deal? A T.V. show? Am I a celebrity? Andy Cohen are you listening?
I came up with an innovative idea for a new reality show. I would feature my BIG family. Each week the cameras would focus on a particular branch, and do a two hour special about them. After a season of this, the audience would vote on the episode and family they would like to see more of.
Sadly, I do not think the relatives would participate. We are all too normal, well mostly normal, most of the time. There are lawyers, teachers, therapists, a doctor, salesmen, computer experts, writers, a social worker, personal trainer, and administrators. Does the viewing audience want to watching loving, successful people? I think not.
Just imagine the possibilities. I could sell children's books, cookbooks, wine, design jewelry, and make rock videos. Maybe I can be on "Dancing With The Stars". I better hurry I hear Max my favorite is leaving the series soon. Personally, I believe I am well qualified to be a "Housewife". I have no acting or singing ability. I love to give advice. I have an opinion about everything. True, I do not wear high heels, or fake eyelashes, but I could learn. We do not live a lavish lifestyle. Well maybe if the show soars in the ratings, I will.
Sorry Melissa, I will not be buying your book. I will not even borrow it from the library. Housewives do you know what a library is? We have lots of them on Long Island.